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My Space: The new hell in your life, irony

My Space: The new hell in your life, irony

Myspace thank you Oh I could extend my number of friends and strengthen my ties to loved ones. Thank you and steal I have seen pictures of people I like. Thanks to you I can pretend I'm cool and I have many friends. Thanks to you I can insult people without having to do it on their faces. Thank you people are sick I praise and dream with me every night ( Ewww gross.) Thanks to you I laugh at the profiles of Puerto Rican hookers 16, gringo whores and weird types who put their picture dibujao penis. What else I can ask Tom? You've changed my days, my dreams, my life, everything.

Why should my thanks to you hell if I could do things you've always dreamed? What makes a Web site as wonderful as this can make the penguins of the south go to Las Vegas?

The dispute between that Tom is gay because of genetics (I had more x-normal) and that cause is the effect of having developed in an atmosphere of profiles of bisexual and gay, is very strong.

The Tops:

The tops of the profiles is bullshit, because your friends start to fight to be in X place, or before the other, etc.

My solution: Remove the top, or if not, put the top people do not even talk to you or do not know you exist, but are sexy so they give them a touch of beauty your space.

What happens if you put someone of the opposite sex first, and you single? (In case you're gay: if you put one of your own sex in the first place)

Well obviously everyone will think your boyfriend / jevo / dog / friend / etc. So your ex's are going to get jealous or worse, many people who are like you going to stop talking for a simple misunderstanding.

can also choose to put your friends algarete, no order of preference.

Example: If you no longer talk to your friend and do not want to have it over the top, put your sister / brother / hillary duff / Tom before her. That will make you look subtly no longer want.

The comments:

Women: Cliché comments

If you want to be experts leaving nice comments that make the kids are like you because you notice that you're a girl friendly, cheerful, good people, fun, because you have to comment as follows:

1. estasss Juanitooo how?! - Remember to always show emotion greet you fancy.
2. Babyyy. Bellooo. Chulooo. That lindooo. - I always end up in many "or" to denote great feeling.
3. ♥ ♥ - hearts can not miss, especially if you're emo, is a law putting the entire comment coranzoncitos and end.
4. already forget my jum! - Make pout makes you look cute with the kids.
5. TQM! or you want longggg / miuchoo - Important to say that you love but know that you'll never say it back.
6. Mua mua ♥, ♥ besooos, xoxoxox ♥, ♥ hugs - have to denote more warmth and feeling at the end, especially a copy and paste excessive hearts.
7. Jijiji, jejejej - the Jiji's and Jeje's are more delicate than cutes and Jaja's or JAJA'S. If you laugh a lot you can look very stupid or you make fun of him.

As a general rule you have to leave this kind of comment 3 times a week minimum in each profile of each baby. No matter if it's ugly or stupid, it denotes that you are a good girl and nice people than being excessively emo and ridiculous, and easy to pick on stupid. And if you have a boyfriend, because you have to leave them to all your friends to so strip to show what you are.

Men: I speak about the comments left on the photos because they are the clichés. In general comments, vary widely.

1. That beautiful, that sexy, so cute, how cute, how adorable, so sexy, so cute, so hot, hottie, sexiness, Beautiful, precious, pretty, I'll marry you, lets do it , or give me a heart attack ... u make me horny.

private messages:

You have to be careful with private messages and you do not know if that person gave his password to your bf / gf / jev @ or a person who did not even know the existence of it, etc ...

This can cause many problems such as:

- Finding out that this person lied that he was unmarried and do have a couple.

- unexpected Receive an insult because you did not know that your boyfriend / girlfriend was reading.

Moreover, this is a good way to let your boyfriend / girlfriend or better yet, insulting / a because you do not pick up the phone.

course leave a person on Myspace is a coward, but it is the fashion! And cheaper than a call or an outing to a cafe.

Blogs:

Blogs are the best ways for you to say what the hell you fucking winning as many of your Myspace friends are interested as a goddamned thing you write. So if you criticize one of them, like I did in this post, because you can not do it because they will read it and neither is going to realize. And thanks to the minimum that will read it.

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